Jv Edit Meaning

1.

in a lesser league, amateur, not hardcore, lacking chops, not able to bring it (from junior varsity)

I thought I was a partier in high school, but I was straight JV, I didn't even do shots.

Don Juan is no ladies' man, his skills are JV, he doesn't even know how to go down on a girl and take her to the promised land.

See j.v., pro, hardcore, promised land

2.

A brainless necrophiliac that is always fucking a side of rotten beef. A person that can astalproject and rape you. An online pimp player. A genius for hire. A person that has successfully climbed "Pho Mountain" and gained immortality. An invincible gook.

JV can take 6 bullets to the head with a smile.

3.

A person who has feelings for girls who are much younger than themselves.

'That guy is a JV'

'That guy must be a JV, he has just cheated on his 14 year old girlfriend'

See perv, peado

4.

JV or (Jealous Vagina) Is a Term used when your Girlfriend is jealous of when

you are hanging out with other women, besides her.

"hey man, the other day from getting back with hanging with Jamie; My girlfriend went crazy, saying she doesnt want me hanging around her anymore."

"Shes got a JV"

See jv, jving

5.

JV (Junior Varsity) is the level below Varsity in American high schools.

If somebody isn't up to scratch, they would be JV

"Paul only had 5 shots, and he's already wasted!"

"That's some JV shit, right there"

See jv, weak

6.

When someone isn't good enough to run with the big dogs (the varsity team) they are just junior varsity.

the state of being average or okay at something.

not quite the best, but good enough.

zach-"how did you do on that physics test Friday?"

stephen- " my score was jv, i'll do better next week"

zach- "how was she last night"

stephen- "dude, she was just jv, I think I can at least get someone who is sitting the varsity bench next week."

See okay, average, mediocre, ordinary

7.

1. Short for Juvenile Court or Detention (aka jail).

2. Short for junior varisty in dealing with a sports team or colorguard and cheerleading, which are not a sports - ie you suck.

Damn after JV practice the cops caught me jackin' a old pos (piece of shit) and now I got to go to my JV hearing where they probably will send me to JV.

See Dave