Jysus

What is Jysus?


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A satiric term refering to "Jesus". Coined by the Church of Fat on Xanga.

"I tell him about the testimonies in church. 'No one wants to hear someone say, 'I loved God since I was three and always have and grew up in a perfect family'. People want to hear, 'I used to shoot up heroine and have sex with hookers...but then I found Jysus.''"- John R. Lindensmith, The Church of Fat

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