What is Jysus?
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A satiric term refering to "Jesus". Coined by the
"I tell him about the testimonies in church. 'No one wants to hear someone say, 'I loved God since I was three and always have and grew up in a perfect family'. People want to hear, 'I used to shoot up heroine and have sex with hookers...but then I found Jysus.''"- John R. Lindensmith, The Church of Fat
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Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on ..
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Often used in place of screw yourself
Byron: I'm going out with Deavonee.
Jonny: Oh piss on yourself.
Byron: She's the hott..