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that sense of confidence you get inside after receiving a complement from a girl...
Girl: oh...it hurts
Boy: why?
Girl: Its too big....
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See morning wood.
When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an a..
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When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.
Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.
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