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A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.
Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.
See idiot, stupid, special, slow..
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Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.
"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."
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Crush Mitt / Crushing Mitt
To completely wreck a girls box during ridiculously wild sex.
Once shes back at my place I'm going to ..