What is K-19 The Widowmaker?
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A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death.
Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"
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