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When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot ..
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The mark left on the bowl of the toilet once you've taken a huge dump
"Holy shit... Dude, clean the bowl... you left some epi..
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My workout buddy Andrew spends a lot of time just meandering around the weight room and not actually lifting weights.
So was born the t..