Kaffed

What is Kaffed?

Past tense of kaff, to quit or to die

There were other

problems with the car - blown frost plug, kaffed distributor.

He didn't even get killed by a Croc, he got killed by a stingray. That's pathetic. At least he kaffed doing something he loved.

See die, tits up, kick the bucket, out of commission, fucked

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