Kaffeeklatura

What is Kaffeeklatura?

The hipster elite on any given college campus. Or, by extension, hipsters in general.

I wanted to go to the poetry slam, but I can't stand the kaffeeklatura since my ex started dating one.

Cementhead

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The Pancake Position

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Zaslap

1. When you take a piece of "za" and slap the shit outta someone. Joey zaslapped that smirk right off zach's face. I'..

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