Kaffies Edit Meaning

1. a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't..

1. Another slang term for Masturbation. Many include either food or animals, make of that what you want... Other examples include: Spanking..

1. Becoming a crazy mother fucker who wants to beat the fuck out of somthing or someone. Oh hes got LB Syndrome..