Kaffle

What is Kaffle?

To fall asleep suddenly. Can be drunk, stoned or just plain tired.

Can be a 'kaffler' which is where you are a person who 'kaffles' a lot.

1. My god Sarah is such a Kaffler!

2. I'm going home to fully kaffle out.

See sleep, stoned, drunk, pissed

To cancel a previously agreed night out. One can be a kaffler, well known for kaffling repeatedly.

Where's Dave?

He's kaffled, the big girl.

See cancel, quit, no-show

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Grover Cleveland

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