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Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.
"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar..
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What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.
Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy ..
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Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.
I just watc..