What is Kailie?
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A "Kailie" is known to the general population as a large whale-like beast. Kailies frequently enjoy munching on large quantities of "rug", particularly the fish-flavoured variety. This species is easy to provoke, and can attack at any moment. A kailie is also commonly known as a "shamu".
I always knew you were an obese lesbian, you're such a kailie!
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