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A person who gets to drive in the carpool lane because they have a hybrid vehicle yet insists on driving slower than everyone else. This..
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Either a straight man, or a gay female. Suggesting that they eat vagina, and vagina only.
"Dude, don't bother with that chic..
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A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"..