Kaiser Edit Meaning

1.

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"

"You are totally kaising out man!"

"You are such a kais!"

"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

See fag, bag, arrogant, jerk, dumb

2.

1) To be caught masturbating; esp. by your college roommate

2) To masturbate

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me.

I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!

See caught, busted, masturbate, wank, beat off

3.

The ruler of Germany. The line ended when Kaiser Willhelm fled to the Netherlands, thus ending the first world war.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - regarding Kaiser Sozé

See Gumba Gumba

4.

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.

Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.

Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.

Look dude, there's the Kaiser.

See germany, soccer

5.

1. some one with a big penis that is hot

2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

See hot, sexy, beastly, blonde

6.

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

See jerk off, kaiser, schwank, masturbate, schwanking

7.

Another word for cunt. A bitch of a female with poor hygiene and loose morals.

Man, my boss is such a Kaiser . She's always trippin balls.

See cunt, whore, slut, nasty, dick, licker