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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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The best form of birth control.
Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*
*Two Wee..
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the ultimate douche bag and/or fuckin prick. a straight up annoying asshole. when you see this person fiery hate rushes into your body a..
