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After having anal sex with your partner using toothpaste as lube, your partner poops onto your chest.
We didn't have any lube last..
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like WTF! or NO WAY! or HOLY CRAP! or DUDE!!!
Tom: dude i threw up on my girlfriend last night
You: OH MY F-ING JEEVES!!!
See oh, my,..