Kalambo 02

What is Kalambo 02?


1.

An online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; A person to bug on AOL Instant messenger when bored.

Example Conversation:

HIGHLYAMUSED: sup dingdong

KALAMBO 02: ?

HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my little snackey cake??

HIGHLYAMUSED: you!!!

KALAMBO 02: your mama

KALAMBO 02: i know u r gay

HIGHLYAMUSED: where's the cream filling?

HIGHLYAMUSED: KALAMBO 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff

KALAMBO 02: thats why u dont like britney

KALAMBO 02: ?

HIGHLYAMUSED: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out

KALAMBO 02: ?

HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my dingdong snackey cake??

HIGHLYAMUSED: YOU ARE!!!

HIGHLYAMUSED: in other news, a person by the alias HIGHLYAMUSED overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners

HIGHLYAMUSED: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?

HIGHLYAMUSED: i thought the thong was a nice touch

*** KALAMBO 02 signed off

2.

hahaha!!! that fuckface blocked me!!!

what a douche!!!

he drives a fuckin dodge neon!!!


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