What is Kalambo 02?
1.
An online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; A person to bug on AOL Instant messenger when bored.
Example Conversation:
HIGHLYAMUSED: sup dingdong
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my little snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: you!!!
KALAMBO 02: your mama
KALAMBO 02: i know u r gay
HIGHLYAMUSED: where's the cream filling?
HIGHLYAMUSED: KALAMBO 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff
KALAMBO 02: thats why u dont like britney
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my dingdong snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: YOU ARE!!!
HIGHLYAMUSED: in other news, a person by the alias HIGHLYAMUSED overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners
HIGHLYAMUSED: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?
HIGHLYAMUSED: i thought the thong was a nice touch
*** KALAMBO 02 signed off
2.
hahaha!!! that fuckface blocked me!!!
what a douche!!!
he drives a fuckin dodge neon!!!