Kalan Porter

What is Kalan Porter?

1.

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

2.

HOTTEST guy ever!! BEST VOICE,..HOTTEST CUTEST ADORABLEST SEXIEST GUY EVER!!

DAMN, THATS one SEXY GUY!!!!!!!

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3.

Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.

KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!

150% Kalan FAN!

4.

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hackhobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

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