What is Kalan Porter?
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Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!
Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!
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HOTTEST guy ever!! BEST VOICE,..HOTTEST CUTEST ADORABLEST SEXIEST GUY EVER!!
DAMN, THATS one SEXY GUY!!!!!!!
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Kalan Porter, the season two winner on
KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!
150% Kalan FAN!
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A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also:
Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!
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