Kalandria

What is Kalandria?

A sexually transmitted disease prevalent in Northern Texas; also known as the "snap cluck"

That bitch I slept with last night gave me Kalandria

See std, sexually transmitted disease, disease, dallas

Smash In The Gash

1. Another way of saying sex Guy: 'Ere Luv, wanna smash in the gash? Girl: errrrr no....... See sex, smash, shag, fuck, bang..

Telecrastinating

1. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away. *phone rings..

Poke The Whiskers

1. when a man has sexual intercourse with a female i went over linda's house and i poked the whiskers all night long..

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