What is Kalani?
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Kalani is hawaiian for the chiefly one.
If there was a Kalani in a group he'd be a boss!
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Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.
'That bitch is a total Kalani!'
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a hawaiian derived state of being in love, head over heals, with only one single girl
I am so crazy aout Alexis, im kalani.
Alexis is the the most beautiful girl on the planet, you can tell im kalani.
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