What is Kale?
1.
A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.
Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some
salad once in a while?
2.
a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit
me:"hey kale,why dont you go eat all tylers food?"
kale:"i filled up on horse shit already"
3.
a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
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4.
kale is another word for currency of any sort.
can I borrow some kale until I get paid tomorrow?
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5.
A member of a now-gay clan. Awesome d00d who loves to write shiat. I make fun of his name now and then. Likes to pick on Eric.
Dude, Kale, OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BARBEQUE?!
6.
A faggot bitch who says he likes women but really wants 2 men at the same time. He dresses fag and talks fag. he has Dick on his mind all the time and he usually has a nut sack in his mouth most of the time.
Kale you are a faggot bitch go fuck a man faggot.
7.
An extremely dumb nigger that chucks spears all day long with extreme enthusiasm and niggerdum. Can also be found in nature as a Do Do bird if it were still alive.
"ah man would you look at that nigger over there yelling at them honkeys. That must be one of them Kales. damn them dirty spear chucken niggers!"
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