What is Kaleb?
1.
the greatest guy ever..... i love you kaleb
anyone would be lucky to have him
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2.
the best person in the world! he makes you feel better when you are down...i have always loved him. and i always will. kaleb i hope i get a chance with you!
kaleb i love you!
you the best!
3.
Derived from the word God.
Also a phrase for the hottest person alive to ever step foot on earth and any other planets he has been on. Mars, Jupiter, Urnaus, and Saturn.
Common name for a black man that has mass skills.
When girls talk about who is hot and they dont want some boy to here they will substitute their name with Kaleb.
It also the hottest man to ever step foot on earth.
The examples were taken from real audiences off the street of New York
"OMG, Kaleb is sooo hawt, I wish I could be him!"
"I would get my left testicle to be Kaleb for a minutes"
"I to touch Kalebs fingernail, because i am not worthy enough to touch any other part of his body.
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4.
a guy who enjoys to take advantage of innocent girls. also known as a sex offender. does not understand the concept of the word NOnt get girls because his dick is too small. so must rape.
"i cant get any action... maybe ill try to have sex with tracy !"
"dude, stop being a kaleb ! "
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5.
a male name which means dog (dont ask me why my parents named me dog)(usually spelled Caleb)
note- pronunciation put is wrong
its really Kay-lub
"Hey Kaleb, want to go to the movies tonight?"
6.
the barb on the end of a fishing hook
It's not the hook that hurts, it's that fucking kaleb.
7.
A Fat Fuck who enjoys eating gluttonous amounts of Boloney and Ketchup.
Kaleb is a Fat Fuck who likes to eat constantly.
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