Kalebness

What is Kalebness?

1. The state of being or being like Kaleb; Kalebesque

2. Having a serious terminal mental condition

3. Extreme laziness; avoiding work at all costs: The Kalebness of blowing off the project until ten minutes before it was due was unmistakable.

4. Unsociable; antisocial

Kaleb was expressing kalebness as he procrastinated his work until the hour before it was due.

Fruit Monkey

1. Is when a woman has a beautiful body (fruit) with an awful face (monkey). Yeah I took one for the team going out with that fruit monkey..

Kasplat

1. the sound the jizz drops when they hit the floor. my jizz went kasplat when i jacked-off. See ricky..

Heave A Havanah

1. To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havan..

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