Kalif

What is Kalif?

- jamaican/chinese person that can get away with anything, is amazingly sexy, and can have sex with everyone without getting any STD's

-see also "superman"

"At first I thought he was a kalif, then I found out he has herpes...."

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Blingify

1. The act of adding or augmenting the current level of bling in any single situation. Hmm, looks like my rims are getting pale. Better b..

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