Kalif

What is Kalif?

- jamaican/chinese person that can get away with anything, is amazingly sexy, and can have sex with everyone without getting any STD's

-see also "superman"

"At first I thought he was a kalif, then I found out he has herpes...."

See superman, black, asian, amazing, sexy, ohshit

Zoefaith

1. E-fame Myspace scene queen. She's another one of the many internet famous models. Just like Audrey Kitching, Hannah Beth, Zui Suici..

Butt Slap 440

1. Slapping somebodies butt an insane amount of times (like 440 times) until they can no longer feel their butt. I just got a butt slap 44..

Speedramps

1. The dreaded heamorroid. Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!..

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