Kalif

What is Kalif?


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- jamaican/chinese person that can get away with anything, is amazingly sexy, and can have sex with everyone without getting any STD's

-see also "superman"

"At first I thought he was a kalif, then I found out he has herpes...."

See superman, black, asian, amazing, sexy, ohshit


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