Kalkhoff

What is Kalkhoff?


1.

when one cries like a little bitch after consuming too much alcohol, wakes up, cries more, passes back out, eventually shitting himself in the process

dude, it smells like somebody Kalkhoffed out there!

See shit, poop, coe, defecation, diapers


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