What is Kalm?
1.
A non-derogatory description of a homosexual- typically male.
Can be used in a friendly, joking way, usually in conversation with an out-of-closet gay who is already your friend. It can almost be considered a term of platonic endearment for your gay friend.
(can be used as a noun or adjective)
Andrew: Oh my god, Joe is so cute today!
Laura: You're so KALM, man. You are so obsessed with that guy.
Andrew: I know! :D
Laura: Dude, I love you. hahaha
Shelby: You guys are so disney.
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2.
The calm before the storm, when things are so calm that nothing can be happening, but you have that weird feeling they are about to start.
A: It's so boring, there's nothing up
B: calm or Kalm?
A: Probs Kalm, people never stop doing nnoying things
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