Kalman

What is Kalman?

a slacker or someone who never turns in their work and makes sad ass excuses to why they didn't do it.

Student: I didn't do my homework.

Teacher: You are such a kalman.

Student: i lIkE ChIcKeN.

Aftork

1. Term used to describe the precious socializing time immediately after work and just before heading back home. "Hey Guys, wanna go ..

Pussy Toke

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The Coodies Virus

1. A slang for saying: The AIDS virus. Guy #1 at work: "Hey, remember to wrap it up if you don't want to catch The coodies virus..

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