Kalmoose

What is Kalmoose?

1.

Short animals who give off the illusion of height. The Kalmoose,referred to as Kalmeece when found in clusters, can be distinguished by its frontal hair flip (which even a buzz cut cannot hide) and its extremely high IQ. The Kalmoose can often be spotted wearing white adidas basketball sneakers. One is said to inhabit the 2nd table from the window at stellas pizzeria on odd days, 7th period.

Boy: *sitting in front seat of car

People in back seat: KALMOOSE!

See stellas, animal, hottie, isreal

2.

some bitch made motha fucka

kalmoose is some bitch made motha fucka

See slick rick
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