Kalp Edit Meaning

1. When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack..

1. Latin for slow, slang for retarted. Peter Cardi: "STFU Tardus"..

1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..