What is Kamek?
1.
The most intelligent and powerful Magikoopa in the Mushroom Kingdom, and the adoptive father of Bowser. He also helped raise Bowser's Koopalings. He first appeared in Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island as the villain; a brilliant, powerful, vicious, and sickeningly loyal guardian of the young Koopa King. But now Kamek isn't quite as passionate, nor as overprotective of his King as before, and is basically neglected by Nintendo.
Eccentric and oh-so-sexy, Kamek is somebody you don't want to fuck with.
Kamek is Bowser's closest advisor... and you must BOW TO HIM IN HIS MIGHTINESS, YOU SCUM!!
See
2.
Some dude who's real names include Cakemix and Kmart.
Kamek buys Cakemix at Kmart.
3.
Bad-ass mofo. Sexy as hell, too.
Kamek kicks so much ass.
