What is Kampwerth?
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A predominantly German Catholic family that immigrated to the US in the late 1890s and early 1900s, living mostly in southern Illinois. Famously a gigantic family, with couples often having over 8, and sometimes as many as 16 children. They love their family reunions and their weddings, most especially because of the consumption of alcohol at said events. They have also developed an affinity for the drink "Ski."
"Did you see how much Courtney drank last night?"
"She took it like a real Kampwerth."
"Isn't she like... 14?"
"Yup. A REAL Kampwerth."
"Those damn Kampwerths breed like rabbits."
"Are you my cousin? God it's confusing to be a Kampwerth."
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