What is Kan?
1.
Slang for vagina. Also, a name given to men of Chinese descent. Goes well with the name 'Wang'
Put your wang in my kan.
2.
Female genitalia in a derogatory sense.
That guy's a f*cking kan!
3.
Also a term for the dribble of brown juice that you can often see slipping out of a well-shagged teenage male's arse.
I got Joseph really drunk on Friday, and when he passed out, i slipped it to his tea-towel holder. Boy did i laugh when i pulled out and saw that he'd Kanned his boxers.
4.
An incredibly wet, smelly, black fat shit. Often produced in a steady stream after consumption of 7 pints of guinness the night before.
Good lord, vicar - you've got a case of the kan today!
