Kandike

What is Kandike?


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1. One who fucks men on pool tables.

2. One who sends n00dz to every boy in San Diego.

3. One who has genital herpes.

4. One who has an roast beef leather vagina.

5. One who takes it in the ass.

6. One who is barely 18 and has fucked over 15 men in the past year.

7. One who has a large forehead.

1. "Dude did you see Kandike fuck that guy on the pool table?"

2. Boy 1: "Did you see Kandike's n00dz on myspace?"

Boy 2: "Yeah!"

3. "Hey man, I think I got herpes from Kandike"

4. "So I was eating out Kandike and I thought I was eating a leather roast beef sandwich"

5. "I totally put it in Kandikes ass last night and that bitch passed out!"

6. "Kandike told me I was the 15th guy she fucked!"

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