Kang

What is Kang?


1.

gansta way of saying 'king'

Yo o' fay im the kang of this hood

See Logan

2.

a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and " uphill gardener".

Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.

Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.

See rugmuncher, microwave a melon, gimp, twat, uphill gardener, bearded taco, reverse blumpkin, stench trench, alabama hot pocket, poon, munting, dirty trombone, butt pirate, poof, cleveland steamer, detroit stir fry, fag, queer, loser

3.

A slang common in Almelo (The Netherlands). Also said as "akang". Said when they are happy or they have to celebrate something. When said, they headbutt each other gently but sometimes very hard to make a a joke. Also combined with Boks Akang. "Boks" is said to indicate they want to celebrate with kang.

Person 1: Tomorrow we have SCHOOL-FREE! Boks?

Person 2: AKANG! *headbutt*

See boks, kang, netherlands, urban, dictionary

4.

The green, slobbery, tentacled alien from The Simpson's, also Kodos's brother and Maggie's real father.

Kang in treehouse of horror VII: This is my sister Kodos.

( Kodos looks like a man and has a voice of a man... )

See kang, kodos, maggie, lol, spit

5.

The act of banging a girl, bang bang skit skit boom boom boom. Sexing of a person. A 1-2.

I kanged a boomie last night. It was a proper kang tip styll.

See sex, bang, intercourse, boomie, bucket

6.

A girl with beautiful brown eyes, a great smile, and smooth hair. Someone everyone wants to be but there is only one of. A really great person.

Kang is like the most famous person in the whole school, everyone knows her.

See matt, girl, eyes, smile, awesome

7.

To whip, flog, or paddle as a form of punishment.

If you do that one more time, I'm gonna kang your hide.

See kangarage


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