Kankakee Birthday

What is Kankakee Birthday?


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While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.

I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

See birthday, cake, candles, shit, illinois


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