What is Kankle Lock?
1.
The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
Random Words:
1.
a person who has a passionate and pointless hate for the sexy comedy god that is Noel Fielding.
Usually people who go to great lengths ..
1.
To be in the process of being constipated.
Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.
See constipation, constipated, arse, p..