What is Kanoodle?
1.
getting it on like wild monkeys
they were upstairs kanoodling, now my sheets stink.
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2.
Close head to head chat with the opposite sex; often at the local bar. No hitting implied!
I kanoodled at the pub with a couple of nice ladies and the regulars were jealous
3.
When a uncircumsized male pulls his foreskin back and touches "heads" with a circumsized males penis and releases the skin onto the circumsized males penis, causing a "chinese finger trap" affect
Damn Bobby I didnt realize you and Uncle Bernie put on a kanoodle all night last night
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4.
Kanoodle is also a verb used to refer to unconventional sexual practices with food. It is shortened from "Kinky Noodling", where cooked pasta (mainly long pastas such as Spaghetti or Linguine, etc.) are thrown upon a naked person and then licked or eaten off by the throwee or other such persons. There is no pain involved unless the food is too hot but mainly a form of foreplay or sexual arousal.
Different variants include using other foods, mainly sweet foods such as desserts, ie.: chocolate syrup, whipped cream, peanut butter. A growing trend thanks to Howard Stern's popular radio/tv program is to use lunch meats for their ability to be thrown like a Frisbee onto a person where they will easily stick to the body. Bologna is commonly used as is ham and cheese, for what is known as 'ham and cheese on a bun' or other varieties.
If syrups or sauces are to be used, it is recommended to practice "Kanoodling" in an area that is easily cleanable, a kitchen/bathroom or tub or used with a drop cloth. Many do not refer to "Kanoodling" when using Honey, Chocolate Syrup or Whipped Cream as these seem ordinary and are not, by urban-definition, a part of the meaning and instead a tangent on the original meaning. It is up to the user to decide if the act should be considered "Kanoodling" or just taboo.
Last night at a cocktail party I found out someone else had the same kinky sexual practice as me and we decided to raid the kitchen and kanoodle.
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5.
kanoodle. Pacific Northwest slang.
Tobacco, smoking, idle conversation, generally while relaxing and smoking.
From Chinook Jargon "kinootl."
Come on in. We were just kanoodling.
6.
From Chinook Jargon. To smoke tobacco, hangout, talk.
Come on and join us, we were just kinoodling.
