Kansas

What is Kansas?


1.

The 34th state admitted into the United States of America. Known for wheat, brilliant skies, and flat lands. Contrary to popular belief, people who live in Kansas do reciece power, internet, and water.

Kansas is the home of the University of Kansas, arguably one of the best, well-known teams in the NCAA.

Person 1) Where do you live?

Person 2) Kansas.

Person 1) Really? I heard that the Jayhawks there are really good at basketball.

Person 2) Damn right.

2.

1.) The most centralized state in the United States of America. This is the homestate of former Republican Presidential Candidate Bob Dole.

2.) An excellent Progressive Rock band that made its start in Topekaduring the early 70s. Their greatest hits include "Song For America", "Carry On My Wayward Son", "Point of Know Return", "Fight Fire With Fire", "Relentless", and "Dust in the Wind". The frontmen for the band are Kenny Livgren and Steve Walsh.

Kansas has over a dozen albums and tons of good songs. They are still together after thirty years.

3.

A lovely Midwestern state, right in the dead center of the United States. Is well-known for its flat land (not a bad thing at all), the anti and pro-slavery conflicts in the 1850s, the case of Brown vs. Board of Education of Topeka, the University of Kansas Jayhawks, the Wizard of Oz, the progressive-rock band of the same name, and the big cities of Wichita and Topeka.

Kansas is a great place to be, and is rich in history.

4.

actually the most boring state in the USA would be Idaho or Montana and it is the state of wheat not corn.

Kansas is not the most boring state and it has endless amounts of wheat.

See The Alex

5.

A State in the USA, which most people assume is boring, flat, and trashy. That there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. That is not true. It is a wonderful state and if you haven't been there than don't criticize it. There's:

Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc.

Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall

Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big.

Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark

Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50.

University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory

Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too.

Russell Stover's- Hella Candy

Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place...

KC Zoo-animals and stuff

Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool.

And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think.

John:Where you goin?

Peter:I'm Goin to Kansas.

John: I hear Kansas sucks.

Peter. Fuck You.

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6.

Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.

Ray: Kansas, 3 o'clock!

Jake: Roger that.

See state, flat, chest, woman, boobless, chick, girl, babe, kansas

7.

A state right in the middle of the U.S. It has lots of small towns (soon to be gone :( ), wheat, airplanes, farms and stuff, construction and road work. It's known for tornadoes, but doesn't get as many as some people think. It's biggest city is Wichita which is also the hometown of Dennis the Mennis. Topeka and Lawrence are nice places too.

Kansas, at least it's not as bad as Oklahoma.


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