What is Kansas City Carwash?
1.
It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".
"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.
2.
A sex move; while a male and female are engaged in sexual intercourse, 5-8 other males are hiding under the bed, masturbating. At the appropriate time, the men jump out of hiding and ejaculate on the woman, washing her in semen.
-I tried to get her to do a Kansas City carwash for 50 bucks, but she wanted 75.
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3.
3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.
Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?
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4.
alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.
"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"
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