What is Kansas City Slider?
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A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.
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pubic hair stuck in your teeth
I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
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The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and Eng..
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A short man with a tall girlfriend
A Giraffe-Jockey would be like Sylvester Stallone and Bridget Nielson
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