What is Kansas City Slider?
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A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)
I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.
Random Words:
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How to count to ten, dumbass.
Child: mommy! 12345678910!
Mommy: wow timmy! You can count!
See number, counting, one, two, three, four..