What is Kansas City Smoked Tuna?
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After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.
Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna
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