Kansas Mud Flap

What is Kansas Mud Flap?

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)

Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."

Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

See dump, rag, kansas, kansas city, drunk

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