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the art of crapcondom creation.
I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're grea..
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When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.
Dude, that chick painted my pole.
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Spread apart boobs. Not so much big as they are wide. Closer to the armpits than the center of the chest.
Darcey: "My boobs are so..
