Kaphelephant

What is Kaphelephant?


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large, bulky ginger elephant looking creature with all of the verbal charecteristics of a 'mockney' - a cockney accent spoken by someone who i very much doubt has ever even seen the east end - can usually be spotted wearing the clothes of a chav, or geezer, and has a very distinctive mating call: "Ere!!"

"ello gorgeous, fancy a bit of slap nd tickle up apples and pears in my 'ouse? Ere! Get back ere u stoopid bitch..."


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