Kaplan

What is Kaplan?


1.

Eatting massive amounts of pringles and chugging coke while running around in circles on fire.

Hey kid, did you hear that Kaplan pulled another Kaplan last weekend?

See chugging

2.

A bigheaded shitfuck who plays tennis on an hourly basis but yet still managaes to gain 60 pounds while doing it. Is injected with steroids by his bitchassed mother, and talks so much you'd rather eat a bowl of shit then listen. Also often used to describe a person who's a complete idiot, and does whatever the following person is doing. Also check hypocrite, fatass, slob, and deuche bag.

Mom: Danny, will you eat your food? And I swear at tennis practice you sucked today! I should've given you more Muscle Milk!

Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!

See deuche bag, shitfuck, ass monkey, gaylord, bighead

3.

n. someone who is amazing at what they do; a maverick

man, that guy was a total kaplan at that sport!

See amazing, maverick, genius, baller, best


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