Kaplonk Kaplonk

What is Kaplonk Kaplonk?

Something you say if a retard spews some retarded shit out of his face hole.

Retard: "gee, I really like U2, their lyrics are so deep and I love the way they really think about what they say, and stuff."

you: "kaplonk kaplonk."

See retard, u2, and, stuff

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