What is Kaploodle?
1.
A baby explosion. Or an exploding baby.
"Oh my god, what is that? WHEEE! KAPLOOODLE!"
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2.
(n) A small, juvenile explosion; sometimes referred to as a "baby" explosion.
"Wow, did you see that firework? That wasn't a bang, that was a kaploodle."
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3.
1. The epitome of internet asshattery.
2. An annoying member of an internet message board who thrives on spamming it up with his eqully irritating friends.
Random Guy A: *On-topic post*
Random Guy B: *On-topic follow-up post*
Kaploodle: OMG GHEY SPAM! WHEEE!
Random Guy C: You're such a twatstick.
Random Words:
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Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.
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1. 
the last half inch of a spliff
Hurry up with that doobie, you greedy cunt ... I don't want the paki's ankle!
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