What is Kappa?
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Kappa is short for KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA. One of the largest most prestigious national fraternities (the term 'sorority' was not even coined yet when we were born) in the country.
Kappa is NOT some stupid asian sorority that came along over 125 years after the REAL "KAPPA" was born (and only has members in asian towns like NYC and L.A.).
Second, when your everyday American uses the term, they are ALWAYS referring to Kappa Kappa Gamma. Just see the jokes made on Sex & The City (Charlotte), Friends (Rachel "Kappa Kappa Delta-changed word" I was a kappa -- hey sisters, we really are snobs!" and movie "Hello Again" for example. Ashley Judd, Jane Pauley, i can go on and on. They are all KAPPAs.
If you want proof, KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA is the organization that pulls up when you type in kappa
We existed since 1870. Shut it.
"Damn, she got a bid to Kappa?!?"
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a beach party ( KAPPA BEACH PARTY )in galveston, texas that used to be real crunk but the city started to crack down on all the partying and made it not AS crunk.
- it is the subject of alot of swisha house albums IE: "before da kappa " mixtapes
"mannn , there were so much sticky green down at the kappa, that the whole island got smoked out"
"i got drank by the pint , dro by the pound , headed to da kappa in my boss top down " - slim thug , before da kappa 2k1 mixtape
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a kappa is a japanese water monster.
the kappa has a beak, webbed feet and a shell on its back and dwells under bridges, pouncing on any who attempt to cross the river. The kappa also has a bowl-like head, in which it keeps a small amount of water, and this is a key to apparently defeating this monster. when you are confronted by a kappa, your only hope is to make it bow to you, thus making the water fall out of its head and draining it of its power. strange, no?
here we are in japan. oh look, there's a river we must cross. good lord! a kappa! quick! make it bow to us!
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A Japanese water spirit. It looks like a human/duck/turtle type of thing. They live in ponds and rivers and drag people in and drown them. They also pull your intestines out through your behind. A Kappa has a dent in it's head that is full of water, this allows it to go out on land. Also, Kappas are very polite. If you come a across a Kappa all you have to do is bow to it, the Kappa will have to bow back spilling the water on it's head and leaving it powerless. Kappas also love cucumbers, toss a cucumber into the water were a Kappa lives and it will not harm you.
People also portray Kappas as being very cute and innocent looking. These versions of Kappas are indeed irresistibly adorable, they make me want to squeeze their little Kappa heads off!
And yes, I am aware there is also the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who think they're so elite because they've been around for so long. Well the REAL Kappas have been around since ancient times, drowning you and feasting on your soul!
Me: Omg! Lookit the ickle Kappa!!! Ah, wait! Omg no, not the colon!!!! *Tosses cucumber*
Sorority chick on Urban Dictionary: Omg! This definition says a Kappa is a Japanese duck thinger! Omg they're dishonoring our almighty elite-ness! *Gives thumbs down to definition*
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v. The act of putting something on your father's credit card or having your daddy pay for something.
*Reference to the women of Kappa Kappa Gamma
Dude don't worry about buying that polo, I'll just kappa it.
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A group of "bitch ass ho's" with an exaggerated sense of self importance and entitlement.
Friend: "She was hot, why'd you dump her?"
Me: "She's a kappa."
Friend: "Oh."
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A japanese water monster that sucks your liver out of your anus. His second favourite food is children, behind only to cucumbers.
Ah crap better check on the children on the lake, a kappa might be there.
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