What is Kappa Sigma Epsilon Mu Chapter?
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The coolest guys on the planet, we invented "The Houdinni" (the one where you switch partners; we also invented the stranger and reverse stranger, which are other favorites) and we are proud of it. We often pull The Houdinni on our girl friends because we have no class and don't care to admit it. Most of the time however, we are happy enough just blindfolding the girl and letting all of our friends watch us have sex and take notes in quiet, but we'll beat any pledges that tell her.
All in all, we are a fun group of guys: we promise you that we'll have so much fun with you (if your a girl) that you won't remember anything the morning after (admittedly, ruffies do play some part in this, though).
So if your looking to please a few guys, drop by the Kappa Sigma house anytime, we'll be glad you did.
Kappa Sigma Epsilon Mu Chapter member: Hey, welcome to the house, make yourself comfortable while I go grab the ruffies and a blindfold. Do you want a mix drink or a few--possibly 21?--shots of Jack Daniels??
Now scared young girl: ummmmmm... actually no. I think I'm going to leave (and go tell my sorority sisters to avoid this house). Bye
Kappa Sig: another time perhaps (damnit, why do they keep leaving??)
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