Kappa Slappa

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What is Kappa Slappa?

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Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.

Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.

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A Kappa Slappa (or female chav) can often be found around town centers. are attracted to shiny gold rings and necklaces, earrings that rest on their shoulders,fake berberry scarfs, trackies, fake pink burberry schoolbags (if they bother to attend school that is) and "sport" brand clothing. usually loses virginity at 12 and has had 20 sexual parteners by the time they are 14. their growth is usually stunted by chain-smoking that started at the age of 10 and the addiction to crack they obtained at the age of 15.

9:00 kappa slappa says to chav 1: do you wanna shag?

chav 1: yea.

11:00 kappa slappa says to chav 2: do you wanna shag?

chav 2: yea

(repeat every two hours)

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The act of pulling down your pants and whipping your penis side to side, so that it can slap your thighs and make a loud clapping noise, the faster and harder the better

WOMAN: "Hey jeff do the kappa slappa for me"

JEFF: "OK, let me take off my pants"

JEFF's Penis: "CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP"

See slapping, whipping, dick, member

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