What is Kapz?
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Some proper
Him go jam dat p800 n p900 (p1batty!) up his battypipe on vibrate 4 wot him call da HEAVY THRILL n ting.
He drink da meths,turps,surgical spirit, special brew n tennents super
He be a tru HAIRMUNGAH his hair be a fire & health hazzard.
Him smoke da Horseshit in what he calls a heavy blend.
Kapz Stratford
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